imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

I want to _____ you.

alwaysbetruexo:

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

Don’t be chicken, tell me :)

cutetallboys:

"wait you still listen to that band??”

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My huge face next to this adorable lil fluff ball, #kitty #kitten #catsofinstagram #catstagram #yyc #calgary #cute #uglyhumantho

My huge face next to this adorable lil fluff ball, #kitty #kitten #catsofinstagram #catstagram #yyc #calgary #cute #uglyhumantho

mechagod:

i’m

mechagod:

i’m

Reblog this if you truly enjoy giving oral sex
I’m going to create a metalcore band

And we are going to be called “die tomorrow maybe” and all we will sing about is pizza, my home town, and being your self & never backing down