OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
I'm bored can you tell????????
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
what we're saying is you must have some kind of guilty conscience to think that people are saying those things about you so now that you've spent so much time denying it yes I do think you are all those things c: also if you're not a feminist yes you are a chauvinist sorry
See it’s not that I “think” people are saying about me I know they are, are really that post wasn’t just about me it was about a lot of other guys. I am sick and tired of being put down and seeing my peers being put down.
Now here is where I must begin to mock you. your statement of “also if you’re not a feminist yes you are a chauvinist sorry” Is not only laughable but backwards ass logic. That would be like me saying oh just becuase you have a vagina means you cannot relate with other genders. See how silly that sounds. And how untrue it is.
Now lemme take you to school here. The reason I do not support feminism is becuase some of the time it ends up being like any other “ism” wanna’ know how I can prove that is true? I would not need to defend my self for being born a male to you.
Lastly I support women’s rights and have never and will never put a woman down for her genitals or sexual preference. I believe we are all fucking equal.
